(I KNOW THAT IT SOUNDS LIKE WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD. I DON'T CARE, OKAY?)
Rule 1: Keep the melody! I don't want a track that sounds completely different from this one!
Rule 2: Don't use all samples...it makes me pissed off.
Rule 3: If you're gonna make an audiofool remix, it has to be loud as hell.
Rule 4: You can use other DAWs, so that's that.
The tracks I like will be put into an album, and that album might chart. (probably not ;-;)