Fourteen years after laying off all the elves for literally cookies and milk and himself becoming incontinent, stinky and unable to perform erectally. Mrs. Claus let into the fortress of santatude, the three deadliest elves of all (candylove, sugarcookie and Gary Coleman) kicked the fffn incontinent clean out of him and ran over him several times with his sleah and the help of Rudolph and his pop's Donner.

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  • this is insane man ..in a good way lol

  • Gary Coleman is a fighter.. I can hear him around 3:30

  • Sneaky lil fella, that Gary Coleman! The Great Santa Wars of the early Renaissance were truly terrible, requiring such covert actions as performed by Coleman. The history doesn't tell clearly if the workshop was unionized, but surely, that could not have made those actions any easier.

  • Well Santa should have been a better citizen by taking care of his work crew of what oh 300 years probably much more like 500 years. Gary coleman was already mad he had to do covert recon for 40 years.

  • You'd definitely want to keep sugarcookie and candylove away from MM, mmm!, they're sooo good!

  • Homer I can see. Michael Moore? Maybe, but I have the feeling that he'd be more of a bruiser in the scenario, much like Gary Coleman. Except taller and fatter.

  • i like to think some one legit like homer simpson or michael moore.

  • What I'd like to know is: Who takes Santa's place? Is it Rudolph? Gary Coleman? Someone or something completely different? Another day, another way, another play. :)