broken key / locked out

joe
297 Jul 30, 2021 Other
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erthboy
erthboy Apr 27, 2023

that lead is so simple but so satisfying thanks for republishing i'm sad i missed it for so long!

joe
joe republished
Apr 26, 2023

lil mix

joe
joe Jul 31, 2021

story behind title: i work a lot with money at my job and we get deliveries from the Fed reserve for our safe. at the beginning and end of my shift, i count and audit the safe's balance. when we get deliveries or prep pickups by the armored cars, we have a small section of the safe that we keep those bills in. I was counting the safe at the end of my shift on the 29th and a tube of nickels slipped out of my hands and landed right onto the key to the small holding box. the key fell (1/2)

joe
joe Jul 31, 2021

onto the floor with a loud *ting*, i look at the key and its literally in half. im now on the floor looking under a 3ton safe for half a key like im some dungeon crawler. after 10 mins i give up trying to find the half of the key, so i go into damage control mode and use a back up key we have to finish the safe audit. the other half of the key was still lodged into the key hole. :pain: i fish it out with some pliers, and just tape the two halves of keys together. (2/2)

ag-
ag- Jul 31, 2021

oh myyyy

ag-
ag- Jul 31, 2021

that bass is something else

ag-
ag- Jul 31, 2021

very nice joe

Jul 30, 2021

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viista
viista Jul 31, 2021

for a nanosec i thought u said this sucks i was bout to sue yo ass

SOLACE
SOLACE Jul 30, 2021

immaculate pad @0:48

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