The Mayor Of Funky Town Was Caught in a Scandal today, which in addition to being about incredibly depraved sexual acts against the Ederly, also included orphans, Drug Money, Prostitutes, Intentional Global Warming, Bionic Penis Implants, Monkey Doodles, the JFK assasination and Opium Poppy Crop Money filtered through the Foreign Embassy. When asked about all of this the Mayor only said "Hey, you dont get to be the Mayor of Funky Town, by playing it safe pussycat!"