"I owned a radio station for about a few weeks, but I still don't know why they stopped playing. It might of have had something to do with all those Xenomorphs I kept as my pets there."-DJ White Lightnin's liner notes for "KDJWHL: The Lost Broadcasts"
Oh, goody.
Just say "Flim-flam" sent you. They'll treat you like royalty.
Great. do I have to bribe anyone to get in?
Target. They keep em in the back room.
Where can I get a pet Xenomorph!?