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    "Heck yeah we do, Zion! Recently, according to an anonymous tip, we have discovered a most heinous crime!"

    "Have you lovely audience members ever heard of Apollo's herde of severely sacred cows? Well, they got stolen by none other than..."

    *eternal drum roll*