Lyrics:

Unknown man: “man, i've done nothin but eat salsa all goddamn day. Why the fuck salsa so inexpensive?”

I don't want to know your name

You walk on me like its a game

I think i might wanna leave this place

You lie to me right to my face

Who the fuck are you and what are you doing here

This is a private room this is a private room

How’d you even get here, when can you leave

I try to cover up it but its on my sleeve

My heart is visible from the outside, stop staring

I need you close or i might just go crazy, stop caring

You got me feelin fucked, but in a good way

Lets get a bite to eat, not subway

Subway bad they got bad bread and i don't like it

Only one thats kinda good is italian herbs and cheese

Don't catch me eating no fuckin whole grain flatbread

Tldr subway bad suck on deez

I entered the hyperbolic chamber yesterday

I now i feel stronger than i did yesterday

Find me lifting up cars and eating salsa like the hulk

I still eat cilantro even tho it taste like soap

disclaimer: there was absolutely no thought put towards these lyrics.

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    niteowl

    12 hours ago

    Ooo salsa

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    死NAMAHAGE

    3 days ago

    "I entered the hyperbolic chamber yesterday"

    you fkn goat

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    benji_mins

    4 days ago

    "Like Goku"; "Like the Hulk"

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    Dj Bearz

    6 days ago

    yo can i get the instrumental version/beat to hop on this track?

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    zEPHRiX [400 Comp!]

    1 week ago

    0:40 is the best part of the song lmao

    Lets get a bite to eat, not subway

    Subway bad they got bad bread and i don't like it

    Only one thats kinda good is italian herbs and cheese

    Don't catch me eating no fuckin whole grain flatbread

    Tldr subway bad suck on deez

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    joe

    1 week ago

    also thanks for the tweet shoutout audiotool <3

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    joe

    1 week ago

    vocals made possible by Audiotool's newly improved recording feature <3

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    Snowfire

    1 week ago

    Lol man I went to remix this and sat there laughing at the samples for a good few minutes

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    lukas

    1 week ago

    YEEOOOWWWW

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    reyvaz

    1 week ago

    bada boom

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    Snowfire

    1 week ago

    I'll say this here since I'd rather more people know about it in case they don't already: They literally found out that the same material that's found in yoga mats was found in Subway bread lol

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      joe

      1 week ago

      toasted yoga mat is basically their wholegrain flatbread

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      okin

      1 week ago

      they're gonna ask u how you want to go out, regular...or toasted

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      Snowfire

      1 week ago

      Let's hope I don't get assassinated for this lol

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    sndbrgn

    1 week ago

    Product Placement on Audiotool. Who ever thought of that? Cool one, funny lyrics

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      Snowfire

      1 week ago

      Man, you know they found out that there's straight up the same material found in yoga mats in their bread?

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      joe

      1 week ago

      we do not get fresh coriander lol, the american subway slogan should be changed to "eat" rather than "eat fresh"

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      sndbrgn

      1 week ago

      You get fresh coriander at Subway in the States?

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    kisslow

    1 week ago

    Joe you are god

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    joe

    1 week ago

    Republished

    Patch notes:

    - sharpened rap portion

    - adlibs are now more centered

    - more salsa

    - fixed problems where players could receive infinite ammo.

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    [agbeatmaker] バランス☁

    1 week ago

    in heaven i bet everyones adlibs are this amazing

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