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  • *radio static*

    "Well, folks, we're back from our break, and this is GodNews, the one place to get the latest on all the gods! Recently, the surly god of wine has been stirring up the news!"

    "Been treating real life a bit too much like GTA V, isn't he, Zion?"

    "He is, Theocrates! I guess the drinking never stops for one with an immeasurable alcohol tolerance!"

    *insert laugh fx*

    "Well, that's all we have on the young Prodigal, let's see what ol' Hermes has been up to!"...

    *radio static*