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  • Guy: ...You'd do that for me? Really!

    Wife: Who is that.

    Guy: Jake from state farm.

    Guy: *Sounds like a really good deal*.

    Wife: Jake from state-farm in 3 in the morning, WHO IS THIS

    Guy: It's Jake from state-farm.

    Wife: What are you wearing "Jake from state farm"

    Jake: Ugh... Khakis

    Wife: She sounds hideous

    Guy: Well she's a guy so...