If i had a genie

i wouldnt wish for a car wit a tv or pornstars in bras and bikinis

id grab his magic crapet and dip off to fiji

get my family and friends a couple tickets to see me

cuz i miss em believe me

but i wouldnt miss my job, the smog the traffic and other things that piss me off

so one day imma move, to where the booze is cheap

and you dont get poisened by the food you eat

to where you start work in the afternoon to sleep

i refuse to be

another usless sheep.