smile if she was a discord mod

i'm not actually a pedophile please don't call me a pedophile in the comments it's just a funny joke

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  • this is the musical equivalent of having stage 3 testicular cancer and trying to straight up jork it

  • testing to make sure the at gods did not smite me immediately for a joke that i immediately said was wrong and bad

  • I do not

    Diddle kids

    Diddling kids is wrong

    I do not

    Diddle kids

    That’s why I sing this song

    I do not

    Diddle kids

    Diddling kids is wrong

    I do not

    Diddle kids

    That’s why I sing this song

    Diddling kids is a bad thing to do do

    If you diddle kids I don’t like you

    PSYCH!

    Laughs

    Discord mod, discord mod, discord mod

    Bout to stick my dick in his vaginer

    I don’t care if he’s a minor

    We’ve been talking for five months

    And I just groomed the fuck out of him, no liar

    • I’m on fire, no Dan

      Pick up little t-boys in my candy van

      I’m a man of my word, my word, I’m the man

      I’m the man with the plan, half-inch in my pants

      Imma, give him alcohol and dick him down

      Imma, lick the boycunt and his mom is coming home, SHIT

      “Robin, are you in there? Who did I hear just now? Was that one of your Minecraft videos? Okay, I’ll go make you dinner!”

      That was close, let me just…

      *Sirens*

      FUCK