"Aye, welcome back to GodNews! Boy do we have a story for you!"
"Heck yeah we do, Zion! Recently, according to an anonymous tip, we have discovered a most heinous crime!"
"Have you lovely audience members ever heard of Apollo's herde of severely sacred cows? Well, they got stolen by none other than..."
*eternal drum roll*
"Aye, welcome back to GodNews! Boy do we have a story for you!" "Heck yeah we do, Zion! Recently, according to an anonymous tip, we have discovered a most heinous crime!" "Have you lovely audience members ever heard of Apollo's herde of severely sacred cows? Well, they got stolen by none other than..." *eternal drum roll*