man#1 walks up to man#2 and says:
"Hey man, can I have a dollar?"
man#2 then says:
"No sir, but I can make you very rich."
man#2 then proceeds to give man#1 a pile of 100 pennies.
"In cents, you are supposedly rich now." man#2 says to man#1 as he walks away.
man#1 then shrugs and says:
"Well... I got a dollar now."
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the end
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