He used to go inside and just yap at Mr. Jeb for all the kids he drew in. And you know what Jeb said? 'Biddle Bap'. And whatever that meant, we never saw that floral print dude in our town again." So I says,"HOW FRIGGIN' HIGH ARE YOU???"
Man, this reminds me of a story about my old great-great uncle Redreckson. He used to laugh and laugh about whatever the heck whenever a man wearing a floral print shirt walked by. And so I says, "Hey Redreckson, why you always laugh at a floral print shirt"? And he goes, "Because when I was a boy, there was a floral print shop jes' outside my favorite candy store, and the owner hated that candy store like it was nobodies business.
Me too.
I'm amazed I haven't told you already.
I'm just lucky I got- uh, cool story bro.
He used to go inside and just yap at Mr. Jeb for all the kids he drew in. And you know what Jeb said? 'Biddle Bap'. And whatever that meant, we never saw that floral print dude in our town again." So I says,"HOW FRIGGIN' HIGH ARE YOU???"
Man, this reminds me of a story about my old great-great uncle Redreckson. He used to laugh and laugh about whatever the heck whenever a man wearing a floral print shirt walked by. And so I says, "Hey Redreckson, why you always laugh at a floral print shirt"? And he goes, "Because when I was a boy, there was a floral print shop jes' outside my favorite candy store, and the owner hated that candy store like it was nobodies business.
Jeez, I hope you make it out of there.
Me trying to escape florida right now. Seriously, there's a frickin' riot outside my-HEEEYYYY NEEEMMMOOO OH GOD NO! Gotta run!