Because future bass sounds nice but has a stupid name and we can't absolutely predict the future.
For the four hundred (remix competition) @bitch2.0 decided to make a joke remix but he got sucked into it and it became serious, so I'm publishing on his behalf. I thought the "kartell" synth sounded mau5y, so I decided to take it and make it the theme of the track. Then I had an idea for a shit lead synth that doesn't work. Intro and outro are shit because I rushed through them without being creative, and because they follow a whole different chord progression that is shitty to transition to and from.