The Walking Lamppost

So this is the first song I had made and is meant to be a joke so I hope you all enjoy it The Walking Lamppost Written by: Chris Luu and Evan Ha Produced by: Chris Luu and Atticus Wong Featuring: Anderson Tran and Evan Ha Cover Photo: Darrin Chau Lyrics: Verse 1: Tall as a skyscraper thin as a twig Looking like Jack Skellington if you don't hit the gym Your white pale legs just runs and shine But when you show us your tan line it makes me go blind White like flour salty as meat Wears the same uniform when you go out to eat Skinny as a chopstick but buys baggy pants Get something that fits you well, that's just a fact (pause) Whenever you get called in class You turn into a tomato and people start to laugh Looks around nervously, not only that You reply with your most puberty sounding voice crack Chorus: So shy, hands dry, skinny thighs, small asian eyes So shy, hands dry, skinny thighs, small asian eyes That's Kevin y Verse 2: Damn man your trying to get good at league This dude honestly thinks he can stand next to me How can you? If you can’t reach bronze 3 Sorry but, that’s just the tea Your hair and hands are so oily and slick Maybe that’s why you keep on dropping your pick Stop wearing a grey shirt to the concert like a fool Lemme guess, you’re gonna wear that to your graduation too? There’s so many things about you that I can roast Especially your height you tall walking lamppost You even drown your hair in water when it’s sticking up But instead, style your hair instead of your asian bowl cut Chorus: So shy, hands dry, skinny thighs, small asian eyes So shy, hands dry, skinny thighs, small asian eyes So shy, hands dry, skinny thighs, small asian eyes ...but someone you can always look up to...literally