feels like you could've EQ'd this so it didn't deafen half of my neighborhood, and blow out my windows. I live in the sky, yanno, so it's very expensive to get them replaced. that's true art, tho you dounnevenkno
Volume Warning
this is for our upcoming 2 (or 3 ;) ep
from pop divas Constant Comment Won't Shut Up, it's another chart smashing single, "We're Making All These Sounds With Our Mouths IRL"
hailing from Wypipo, New Flexico, CCWSU is made of two "bright" minded college-aged non-binary, binary people, Craigulous Underpants and Jay Dynner the Third.
Craigulous got into music when he was -4, and Jay Dynner when he was 6. Their favorite bands are Frank Zappa, Mickey Mouse the jelly spreader, Ground Zero, Negativeland, This Heat, the sounds of screaming children from their parents' basement, etc and etc. Their influences are really diverse, just like their music!
They make electronic pop with punk influences, and my god is it intense as fuck! My Children left me for Craigolous!
Fuck 100 gecs! They make garbage that nobody likes! At least, that's what Anthony Fantano told me.
Craigolous begs we don't disclose this, but, we no longer possess journalistic integrity; Turns out the earth IS actually flat after all. Thanks, Craig, you're truly a genius... or something...
The high school prom-queen had her face manogrammed on a balloon the other day. Her only reaction was that of shock, then a panic attack, then a transformation into a personified swingset. Our reporter Cumstain will tell you why this happened.
Please laugh. No like I'm actually begging, I'll lose my job if this paper doesn't do well. Please. The only things left in my life are this job, a wife, children, and happiness, except minus the wife, children and happiness if ya know what I'm sayin'
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