pov: he never got the milk
and thats the end of the story kids
moral? there isnt one, except for when someone tells you to get some milk, damn well better listen
Jul 21, 23
yay! (fuck you, dad, GO GET SOME MILK >:( )
Jul 21, 23
absolutely (no)
Jul 21, 23
nice to meet you dad! finally met your son! did you remember to bring the milk?
Jul 21, 23
hi crazy, im Dad!
Jul 21, 23
ok and and and and and and and
crazy?
i was crazy once
they locked me in a room
a rubber room
a room with rats
the rats made me crazy
crazy?
i was crazy once
they locked me in a room
a rubber room
a room with rats
and the rats made me crazy
crazy?
i was crazy once...
Jul 21, 23
okay and?
Jul 21, 23
i AM the food
Jul 21, 23
imagine needing food
:skull:
Jul 21, 23
well now you can, using our revolutionary technique, you can convert sunlight into food
Jul 21, 23
aww i cant eat sunlight anymore :(
Jul 21, 23
not anymore there's a blanket
Jul 21, 23
so i protect myself from the sun, you bozo
cause as bill wurtz said: "ThE sUn Is A dEaDlY lAzErRrR"
Jul 21, 23
why do you even have eyelids
Jul 21, 23
you backwards, split banana peel, honky-dory looking ass
Jul 21, 23
bro you oingo boingo lookin ass
Jul 21, 23
you fiddlesnorker
Jul 21, 23
you poop head
Jul 21, 23
how dare you say such a preposterous thing, you cock sucker
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