schworb

11 Followers 111 Following Joined about 1 year ago

Hi, my name is Schworb

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I'm a he, even a they, but not him, because I'll never be him (sad violin plays with several boowomps in quick succession layered on top)

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Last name Schworb, but you can call me Schworb

I live on planet Earth

I'm professionally unemployed

I like downloading cars and listening to the screams of fellow sinners

My biggest motivation in life is to eat something nice, despite the ever persisting horrors

My social security number is none of your business

I shall not disclose any more incriminating information about me here.

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  • You're good at hardstyle

    • You'll get it, keep practicing :)

    • Eh... not quite where I'd want to be outside of the memes, but thanks. I was just very lucky with a discovery. Not sure where I'd be without the melodic backbones of that OG that I remixed. I'm not too great with writing my own catchy melodies. Working on it tho.

  • you wanna take a look at my at day entry?

  • What flavor is your earwax

    • you?

    • Very rich bitter almond, ricin-esque castor bean, with a hint of kale, expired oats, salt and umami.

  • Thx for follow vro