834 followers fuccboi remix competition

I've seen a lot of fuccbois host remix competitions to celebrate their amazing quantity of followers, so I decided that I should follow suit in order to become the Greatest Fuccboi Of All Audiotool Fuccbois. Now, I know my big room track is already Legendary, but that should not deter you from having your own interpretation of my Legendary musical content. Rules: 1. I must be able to hear some parts of the original in your remix. 2. Yet, the shittiest track wins, despite the requirement to keep at least some Legendary parts. 3. Fuccboi genres score more shit. Those include but are not limited to future bass, brostep, big room house, complextro, and trap. Ask about other genres if unsure. 4. Must be at least 69 seconds long. 5. Judging is within my discretion and entirely subjective. Prize: Fuccboi reputation in my mind, inversely related to your place in the competition. Deadline: 69 days from now (2015/12/04), 23:59 PST (fuck you, I'm using my own time zone because I'm important).