A remix contest. [Mute Edit]

Spent 2 hours messing on this. Dunno how it sounds on a system. Made all on headphones. Maybe I'll work further on it sometime.. (I KNOW THAT IT SOUNDS LIKE WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD. I DON'T CARE, OKAY?) Okay, rules Rule 1: Keep the melody! I don't want a track that sounds completely different from this one! Rule 2: Don't use all samples...it makes me pissed off. Rule 3: If you're gonna make an audiofool remix, it has to be loud as hell. Rule 4: You can use other DAWs, so that's that. The tracks I like will be put into an album, and that album might chart. (probably not ;-;) Have fun!