I tried.
I can see this (after much cleaning up) being a backbeat to a hip song, I guess? Uploading my WIPs en masse for critiques.
EDIT: I'm experimenting with the "Envelope Filter" for that reversed keynote sound.
EDITDEUX: Beat made by all the peeps.
Everything
It sounds terrible, but I am purposefully going for a gritty sound, but I'll release my WIPs en masse for critiques.