Lyrics:

Unknown man: “man, i've done nothin but eat salsa all goddamn day. Why the fuck salsa so inexpensive?”

I don't want to know your name

You walk on me like its a game

I think i might wanna leave this place

You lie to me right to my face

Who the fuck are you and what are you doing here

This is a private room this is a private room

How’d you even get here, when can you leave

I try to cover up it but its on my sleeve

My heart is visible from the outside, stop staring

I need you close or i might just go crazy, stop caring

You got me feelin fucked, but in a good way

Lets get a bite to eat, not subway

Subway bad they got bad bread and i don't like it

Only one thats kinda good is italian herbs and cheese

Don't catch me eating no fuckin whole grain flatbread

Tldr subway bad suck on deez

I entered the hyperbolic chamber yesterday

I now i feel stronger than i did yesterday

Find me lifting up cars and eating salsa like the hulk

I still eat cilantro even tho it taste like soap

disclaimer: there was absolutely no thought put towards these lyrics.

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  • why does this work though

    and subway isnt that bad! T-T

    • i take that back

      they got my order wrong one time

  • :oooo godDAMN

  • we need to find unknown man

    • rumor has it, hes a santa-esqe demigod who leaves stories all over audiotool for good little boys and girls

  • Haven't had a subway in ages

  • SUBWAY IS BOMB HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT MY BOII

    (Still a amazing song tho)

  • jimmy johns waaaay better

  • Ooo salsa

  • "I entered the hyperbolic chamber yesterday"

    you fkn goat

  • "Like Goku"; "Like the Hulk"

  • yo can i get the instrumental version/beat to hop on this track?

  • 0:40 is the best part of the song lmao

    Lets get a bite to eat, not subway

    Subway bad they got bad bread and i don't like it

    Only one thats kinda good is italian herbs and cheese

    Don't catch me eating no fuckin whole grain flatbread

    Tldr subway bad suck on deez

  • also thanks for the tweet shoutout audiotool <3

  • vocals made possible by Audiotool's newly improved recording feature <3

  • Lol man I went to remix this and sat there laughing at the samples for a good few minutes

  • YEEOOOWWWW

    • holy shit this is dope