It's Jesus in hell riding a bicycle riding a fully autonomus car, on top of a unicycle controlled by lucifer. Also, they are chasing Lazarus, who just broke loose to emerge into heaven, kill all archangels and overthrow God from his throne, only to make purgatory the permanent life-after-death stay. Also, mind my face.
"A 7 year old girl was found missing from her home on Epson blvd, in Kalinsberg, Idaho. At around 9:19 last night, the girl was seen staring at the wall, as if she expected something to emerge from it. The next day, she was nowhere to be found. The police search concluded when the search stretched all the way to the woods on the outskirts of the town, where they found a small golden ring belonging to the girl. No other trace was found."
Daniel downed the entire bottle of whisky, watering at his eyes all the while. It was his fifth bottle that night. His breath tasted of pennies, and this prompted him to remember that Grace had just lost one of her baby teeth.
He started to sob.
Á̶̢s̸̨̺͙̟̃ ̶̛̯͋̌͆̅y̵̝̅̆o̶͖̔̽͜u̷̟͇̒ ̴̢͈́́ḓ̸̺̼̩̜̀̈̂̃ŗ̴̪̊̅͋͝ͅǫ̷̱̉̈͐w̶̢̡͉͗̏̍n̵̤̐ ̵̧̨̛̖̮̗͝y̸̫͌ö̵̮̹͔̻̋͆̆͠u̴̮͍͐͋̑̚ŗ̸̨̦̞̈ ̶̢̳̲̥̈́̓͝ͅs̶̤̫̳̘͊͛̈̒o̷͎̔̿̿̏͘r̶͖̅̑͛̄r̷̪͍͈̊o̸̭̗̱͝ẅ̷̢͍̗̟͛̐͘̕ͅş̴͎̐̐͂̅́ ̴̖̱̌i̶͎͙͆n̴̺̼̝̐̑ͅ ̵̣͂̓̒b̷̬̟̲͎͋ö̶̟͐̑͜͝o̷̪̳͙͍̹͋̅̐͋̽z̷̩̜͘͝e̸̮͑ͅ,̸̛̳̲̩͔͂͊ ̸̳̫͖̂̑w̴̧̦̱̮̔̐͑ȩ̴̲͊́̈́ ̸̖͉̔́̅͆̿ḍ̶͍͑̀̒ŗ̸̤̍̆͋̕͝o̵͙̻̐́w̶͔̪͗̔̈́̕n̶̛̰̾̄ ̴̱͑̈̈́ý̷͇͇̖̀ȏ̵̂͑͜͝ụ̴͓̫̥̃̀r̸͕̮̖͇̼͊́́͛ ̸̛̘̹͛͗͜ḓ̵̢͕͊̉͐̀a̸̺̤̻̞̟͒͐͐̓́u̸̙̳̜̞̔͝g̸͍͌̐͌h̸̥̦̩̰͉̄̈́́͌͝ţ̶̻̮̼̣̇͆͝e̷̡̦̖͕̒͛ŗ̸̼̦͎͉̍̇̎̌ ̸̼̜̻̀̅̐̃́í̴͙̺͖̥n̸̘͙͚̒̍͐͒ ̷̺̳̩̾͋ͅb̷̘̓̌́͑̃l̶͈̝͚̳̄͂̑͜o̶̝̪̟̺͊o̸͈͌̓d̶̗̥̣̙̣͆͊̍̀̿.̸̼̈́̽
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