Wonky Flonk

"Imagine this; you wake up in the morning hung over from the night before, where you got so drunk it was unbelievable. your clammy body is wrapped haphazardly in the remains of your beddin and your pet dwarf albino rhesus monkey is trying to split your skull with a fire axe. you do the only sane thing, jam the dwarf albino rehsus monkey head first into a segrams seven container and duct tape the lid down before going back to sleep to let the hang over go away." -Some guy in Urban Dictionary