Jambam

Hello AT! I'm really after lots of constructive criticism and tips on how to do new things. Please good or bad (as long as it isn't trolling) leave comments!
Facebook - Jam Bam (link is only visible to registered users)
Soundcloud (link is only visible to registered users)
Goals:
- Generally annoy people and mildly insult everyone, seems to make me popular
- Have sex with Natalie Portman
- Solve perpetual motion, then not tell anyone
- Buy a clown fish name him Nemo then post him to the first random post code I find in the book
- Have sex with Kate Beckinsale when she's all dressed up like in Underworld
- Have sex with Natalie Portman AND Kate Beckinsale when they're BOTH dressed up like vamps from Underworld
- Give up drinking..............HA HA HA ha ha........hee hee :)
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Check out
@ollie for er kinda dubstep, kinda housey er dunno but it's good!
@AUDIOARCHITECT Because he's genuinely a really nice guy. I know I don't trust people who are too nice as well.
@Tottenhauser For his happy and sunny attitude
@Cripta Because he is cripta
@fauko One day the south will rise!!!
@arche3.0, even if he is part of the mainstream capitalist society and when the revolution comes will be first up against the wall.
@tornsage For some of the best and most emotionally charged music there is and cos he's gonna die in 28 day 6 hours 42 minutes and 12 seconds
@yafee? Cos he's British and we're just better!
@Versus La creme de la fromage :)
@rnzr Cos to look at him you wouldn't know he's a total gamer geek!
@Mad∞Scientist∞Mike He's a really good bloke for an American, honestly I thought he was Australian when I first met him.
Collab with AUDIOARCHITECT @GOATEAM
Collab with Daftwill @DaftJam
And collab with fellow 303 fetishist @roobarb Jaroobam :)