"Tropical, Refreshing, simple"

"Simple yet fantastic, That's Da.shani"

Introducing The American Exclusive;

"Da.shani Passionfruit Paradise"

Released in 2024 to American markets only,

The Drinks Markets itself towards health conscious Consumers who wanted a simple and healthy Alternative to drinking water.

People Just don't like water in 2024, so Passionfruit has remained a staple despite being the highest priced per ounce Da.shani drink ever released.

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"The Drink is remarkably simple, as we simply rebranded all the chemicals to sound earthy and real. Consumers don't want healthy, they want to think they are healthy and Da.shani Passion Fruit does just that."

- Current Da.Shani CEO and Chairman

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(Product may or may not contain Concentrate amounts of BVO's and ethyl acrylate, Da.shani as a Company is Not responsible of trace amounts of recently banned chemicals in their products as Machinery is sustainable to hold trace amounts of previously harmful chemicals.

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Please Speak to a doctor if you experience: Nausea, Vomiting, Sudden fever, Car crashes, Sudden Death, FNAF Jumpscares, Sudden Misfortune, Foaming at the mouth, sudden collapse, Unexplainable hemorrhoids, Sudden explosions, butter, toe stubbing, or difficulty breathing.)

Da.shani corp. Commercial CM @2024

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  • Side effects are interesting.

    Who doesn't want to experience FNAF Jumpscares, sudden misfortune, sudden explosions or butter

    On the other hand I'd like to have an explanation for the hemorrhoids, that must be unpleasant.

    • The hemorrhoids are in fact

      unexplainable