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JOE:
My bike got stolen right from underneath my nose
I turned the corner where I parked it and i said ‘that really blows’
Some zooted out junkies must've been eyeing it for a week
If i see they ass they future gon’ be bleak
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See i'm a blackbelt in karate and i've been trained in kung fu
And if you ask me my opinion a beatdown is overdue
I can't stand these petty crimes and bicycle thefts
Yes, i locked it up, i looped it through the spokes and guess what
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They took it all even the locks even the lights
Officer, there's no need for miranda-rights
Cause imma kill em right here with my bare hands
The other thing left of em’ll be a few hair strands
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Completely obliterated by skill is martials
You and the rats you hang around with are counterparts
He must’ve saw my bike and thought it was easy easy money
I looked him in the eyes and straight up asked em (you think this is funny)
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SONIC:
Lemme tell you ‘bout my own bicycle experience
Even talking ‘bout it now makes me wanna wince
I was young dumb showing off to girls cause that was fun
Then I pulled up to the bar unknowing what i had done
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I was quickly rush to the infirmary to receive some surgery
on my facial artery to stop the flow of burgundy
The next day though unknowingly returned to the scene of a burglary
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I done searched left and right with all my might looking for my bike
If i saw it they took flight looking for a fight cause your future aint too bright
Once i have you in my sight my grip is air tight
Me, telling you, night night
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Don't get it wrong don't gift it confused I have nothing left to prove
I just tryna groove; don't touch my belongings otherwise you're gonna lose
Next time you catch these hands other things are gonna be a noose
Bro, I feel you. As the spoke person of bicycle owners, your bike will rest in peace. Fr tho, getting a bike stolen sucks
Feb 8, 21
yes
Dec 21, 20
dang bois!!
Dec 20, 20
bike vibes
Dec 20, 20
>:I
Jun 19, 21
omfg
Jun 18, 21
i FINALLY CAUGHT THE PROBLEM WITH THIS LMAO
Dec 27, 20
pepela he doesnt know
Dec 27, 20
New problem. I dont know if that's sarcasm lmao
Dec 27, 20
Bad. Horrible, even.
Dec 27, 20
Idk if thats good or bad
Dec 20, 20
Kill all bike thief's!!!!!!!
Dec 19, 20
this is taking me back to when i was 7 when someone stole my red bike off of my porch.
Dec 20, 20
Bike theft is an epidemic. I’m proud to collaborate with @sonic3ze on this amazing public safety awareness message
Dec 19, 20
bike theft is the worse
Dec 19, 20
joe is one of those people where you click on their track and listen and you're like "now I gotta heart this" then your like "now I gotta show my friends"
lol i'm so sad i missed this.
I FORGOT ABOUT THIS LMAO
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Bro, I feel you. As the spoke person of bicycle owners, your bike will rest in peace. Fr tho, getting a bike stolen sucks
yes
dang bois!!
bike vibes
>:I
Kill all bike thief's!!!!!!!
this is taking me back to when i was 7 when someone stole my red bike off of my porch.
joe is one of those people where you click on their track and listen and you're like "now I gotta heart this" then your like "now I gotta show my friends"
I been waiting for this